Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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