and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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