This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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