I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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