Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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