He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
