Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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