after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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