Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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