OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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