Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sorry about my life...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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