I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This baby is an asshole
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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