he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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