If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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