I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
