I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
