We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Randomize