he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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