Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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