He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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