He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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