There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I did not marry a roomba.
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