I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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