he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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