So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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