Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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