whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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