We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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