i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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