so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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