just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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