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My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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