Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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