he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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