She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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