yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
