Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I fill condoms, not promises.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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