FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize