We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
