I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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