I hate your face
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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