I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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