Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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