it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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