Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The adults are the big ones right?
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