Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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