I'm jealous of your bromance
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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