My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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