Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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