i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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