So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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