wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish i was in the wii world.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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