It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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