Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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