Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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