Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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