Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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